Her Bum Loving Pet

Her Bum Loving Pet desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Pet carried a piece of paper that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was fun. A piece of paper would be the item chosen.

Her Bum Loving Pet always had with them a painting of a melon that they liked to hug. It was a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Pet found a melon to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Pet searched for a wig that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Pet looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen item.