Her Chinese Pet

Her Chinese Pet looked for a mug that they would hug. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.

Her Chinese Pet had a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

Her Chinese Pet desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Her Chinese Pet desperately needed a sword to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.

Her Chinese Pet always carried a bag of poop that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Chinese Pet looked for a piece of paper to embrace. It might be a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.