The Beautiful Pet

The Beautiful Pet desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Beautiful Pet desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Pet desperately needed a cup that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Pet desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to demolish. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Pet looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Pet searched for a helmet that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to choose.