The Crypting Pet

The Crypting Pet had a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Pet always carried a computer to throw. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was epic. Strangely, a computer being the thing selected.

The Crypting Pet desperately looked for a ball that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Pet desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Crypting Pet desperately craved for a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet having that done to it

The Crypting Pet desperately needed a set of lego that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego being the item opted for.