His Bum Loving Pet

His Bum Loving Pet had a ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a ball being the item opted for.

His Bum Loving Pet desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Pet always had with them a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Pet needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. It should be a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Pet always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally share. It is a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Bum Loving Pet craved for a mug to throw. It was an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing selected.