The Horny Pet

The Horny Pet desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Horny Pet desperately wanted a computer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a computer was the chosen item.

The Horny Pet desperately needed a crown that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Horny Pet searched for a stretchman to put on his head. This seems an unusual action, to me, but not to the Pet, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Pet had a tomato that they would drop. It was a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Horny Pet needed a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.