The Eccentric Pet

The Eccentric Pet wanted a can of coke that they sometimes annihilate This seems a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Pet desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. It might be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Pet always carried a piece of paper that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Pet looked for a bottle of wine to smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Pet desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Pet always had with them a cucumber to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing selected.