Tired Pet

Tired Pet owned a sponge that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be out of this world. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Tired Pet desperately looked for a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to me, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Tired Pet desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Tired Pet always carried a stapler that they would put up their bum. This seems a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

Tired Pet owned a bag of flour that they liked to throw. It was a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

Tired Pet desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.