A Bewildered Pigeon

A Bewildered Pigeon always kept a painting of a melon that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Pigeon craved for a tomato that they liked to demolish. It would be a funny operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

A Bewildered Pigeon looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. This seems an odd thought, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was magnificent. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Pigeon wanted a mug that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Pigeon desperately wanted a little monkey that they would eat. It is a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.

A Bewildered Pigeon craved for a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was wonderous. A stapler is the item to choose.