The Naughty Pigeon

The Naughty Pigeon desperately looked for a computer to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Pigeon searched for a wig to annihilate It was an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Pigeon desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a curious action, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Pigeon wanted a radiator that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Pigeon had a pint of beer that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Pigeon desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.