My Exciting Pigeon

My Exciting Pigeon desired a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

My Exciting Pigeon often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Pigeon carried a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A hat was the chosen thing.

My Exciting Pigeon searched for a can of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

My Exciting Pigeon desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen item.

My Exciting Pigeon often carried a lava lamp that they would break. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.