A Depressed Pigeon

A Depressed Pigeon wanted a dildo that they sometimes break. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

A Depressed Pigeon desperately desired a computer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a curious operation, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a computer was the chosen thing.

A Depressed Pigeon looked for a sack of potatoes that they would eat. It is a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

A Depressed Pigeon desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would share. It would be a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Pigeon searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Pigeon desperately wanted a sword that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a sword is the item to select.