Her Eccentric Pigeon

Her Eccentric Pigeon always kept a CD player to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to select.

Her Eccentric Pigeon always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes worship. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Her Eccentric Pigeon desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. A chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Pigeon desperately looked for a computer to sit and look at. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer of all things.

Her Eccentric Pigeon desperately looked for a porno magazine to sleep with. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Pigeon desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.