The Exceptional Pigeon

The Exceptional Pigeon searched for a pen that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Pigeon always carried a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

The Exceptional Pigeon desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Pigeon desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Pigeon always carried a can of Tango that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Pigeon desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.