A Worrisome Pigeon

A Worrisome Pigeon always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

A Worrisome Pigeon desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was selected.

A Worrisome Pigeon desired a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Worrisome Pigeon carried a hat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item chosen.

A Worrisome Pigeon always carried a pint of cider that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

A Worrisome Pigeon always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.