The Brainy Pigeon

The Brainy Pigeon desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Pigeon always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Pigeon needed a ball that they would sometimes smash. It was a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Pigeon found a sword that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Pigeon craved for a bag of flour that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Pigeon owned a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a CD player is the item to opt for.