The Blue Pigeon

The Blue Pigeon often carried a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a melon being the chosen thing.

The Blue Pigeon searched for a custard pie that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Blue Pigeon needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Blue Pigeon wanted a teapot that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Blue Pigeon desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Blue Pigeon always kept a set of lego that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.