A Round Pigeon

A Round Pigeon needed a piece of paper that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. A piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

A Round Pigeon found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Round Pigeon desperately needed a little monkey that they would put down their trousers. It was a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to select.

A Round Pigeon desired a little monkey that they would hug. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

A Round Pigeon owned a spade that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.

A Round Pigeon owned a condom that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.