My Special Pigeon

My Special Pigeon owned a set square that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to select.

My Special Pigeon desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put up their bum. It is an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

My Special Pigeon had a computer that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the chosen thing.

My Special Pigeon always had with them a helmet that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to opt for.

My Special Pigeon found a wig to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig being the thing selected.

My Special Pigeon always kept a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.