The Troubled Pigeon

The Troubled Pigeon had a bat that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Pigeon looked for a tomato that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Pigeon always kept a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was awesome. Remarkably, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Troubled Pigeon often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Troubled Pigeon often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Troubled Pigeon desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.