The Green Pigeon

The Green Pigeon desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Green Pigeon always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Pigeon always had with them a ball to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A ball would be the item chosen.

The Green Pigeon desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes hug. It would be an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Green Pigeon craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was fun. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Green Pigeon always carried a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.