The Bewildered Pigeon

The Bewildered Pigeon always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Pigeon desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. This seems a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Pigeon desperately desired a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Pigeon craved for a sponge that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Pigeon desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Pigeon always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.