A Different Pigeon

A Different Pigeon wanted a bag of poop to cuddle. It is considered to be a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

A Different Pigeon always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

A Different Pigeon desired a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

A Different Pigeon desperately desired a stretchman to hug. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A stretchman being the chosen item.

A Different Pigeon desired a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

A Different Pigeon always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.