Her Bewildered Pigeon

Her Bewildered Pigeon often carried a vibrator that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Her Bewildered Pigeon desired a bottle of coke that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Pigeon wanted a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Her Bewildered Pigeon desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a curious thought, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was awesome. A toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Pigeon had a tomato that they would sit and look at. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Pigeon desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.