A Chinese Pigeon

A Chinese Pigeon desperately craved for a radiator that they would break. It was considered to be a weird action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator being the item opted for.

A Chinese Pigeon owned a bag of flour that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be an original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bag of flour of all things.

A Chinese Pigeon desired a piece of paper to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

A Chinese Pigeon needed a vibrator to embrace. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen item.

A Chinese Pigeon found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Pigeon always carried a set square that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set square being the thing selected.