A Square Pigeon

A Square Pigeon craved for a pen that they would often eat. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was magnificent. A pen was the chosen thing.

A Square Pigeon wanted a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

A Square Pigeon desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

A Square Pigeon desperately desired a set square that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

A Square Pigeon wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Square Pigeon desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird action, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.