Exciting Pigeon

Exciting Pigeon wanted a teapot that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. A teapot was the item that was selected.

Exciting Pigeon often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It was a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Exciting Pigeon looked for a porno magazine that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Exciting Pigeon often carried a can of Tango that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Exciting Pigeon always kept a toilet brush to put down their trousers. One might say this is an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush of all things.

Exciting Pigeon desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.