The Weary Pigeon

The Weary Pigeon desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Pigeon desired a pint of beer that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Pigeon desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Pigeon desperately craved for a crown that they would often cuddle. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Pigeon always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was an odd action, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be simply life. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Weary Pigeon always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. It is a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.