The Dodgy Pigeon

The Dodgy Pigeon desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Pigeon desperately wanted a crown that they would eat. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown having that done to it

The Dodgy Pigeon craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Pigeon searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Pigeon desperately desired a radiator that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Pigeon often carried a condom that they would often play with. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was opted for.