The Beautiful Pigeon

The Beautiful Pigeon owned a can of Tango to worship. This could be considered a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Pigeon looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Pigeon desperately desired a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. It should be an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Pigeon craved for a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Pigeon carried a custard pie that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a new activity, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Pigeon looked for a pint of beer that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.