The Grumpy Pigeon

The Grumpy Pigeon desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Grumpy Pigeon desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often worship. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Pigeon owned a melon to worship. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is epic. A melon of all things.

The Grumpy Pigeon always carried a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Pigeon desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes throw. It might have been an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Pigeon always carried a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.