Retarded Pigeon

Retarded Pigeon desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Pigeon always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Retarded Pigeon had a teapot that they would often play with. This could be considered a curious activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a teapot being the item selected.

Retarded Pigeon desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny of all things.

Retarded Pigeon often carried a tomato that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a tomato was the chosen item.

Retarded Pigeon desperately searched for a stapler that they would often annihilate It would be a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is wonderous. A stapler being the item selected.