Bum Loving Pigeon

Bum Loving Pigeon desperately craved for a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a condom would be the item chosen.

Bum Loving Pigeon always kept a spade to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an original idea, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to select.

Bum Loving Pigeon desperately looked for a tomato that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a tomato is the item to choose.

Bum Loving Pigeon had a bag of flour that they liked to hug. It would have been a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Pigeon desired a condom to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a condom of all things.

Bum Loving Pigeon carried a block of cheese that they would throw. It was considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.