Chinese Pigeon

Chinese Pigeon desperately craved for a cucumber to eat. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Chinese Pigeon needed a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Chinese Pigeon always had with them a dildo that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to select.

Chinese Pigeon always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is fun. A cheese grater is the item to select.

Chinese Pigeon always carried a stapler that they would drop. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a stapler having that done to it

Chinese Pigeon desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A teapot is the thing to choose.