Beautiful Pigeon

Beautiful Pigeon desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

Beautiful Pigeon owned a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a dildo is the item to choose.

Beautiful Pigeon desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

Beautiful Pigeon desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Beautiful Pigeon looked for a wig that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

Beautiful Pigeon desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.