The Big Pigeon

The Big Pigeon desired a sponge to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Big Pigeon always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally break. It should have been a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Pigeon searched for a helmet that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Big Pigeon owned a can of Tango that they liked to drop. It was a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Big Pigeon desperately searched for a wig that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a wig of all things.

The Big Pigeon wanted a cheese grater that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.