The Different Pigeon

The Different Pigeon needed a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Pigeon owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Different Pigeon desperately needed a hat that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is fun. A hat having that done to it

The Different Pigeon needed a computer that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Pigeon always had with them a CD player that they would put down their trousers. It should be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Pigeon always kept a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A crown was the item that was selected.