The Foolish Poodle

The Foolish Poodle needed a bat that they would demolish. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Poodle always carried a sponge that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Foolish Poodle always kept a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. It should have been an astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Poodle desired a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly new action, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Poodle needed a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Poodle desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.