The Orange Poodle

The Orange Poodle desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Orange Poodle always kept a vibrator to sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Poodle desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Poodle desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Orange Poodle always kept a lava lamp that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Orange Poodle desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.