Their Crazy Poodle

Their Crazy Poodle desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Their Crazy Poodle wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Their Crazy Poodle found a set square that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Their Crazy Poodle craved for a teapot that they would often eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item selected.

Their Crazy Poodle desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

Their Crazy Poodle desired a toilet brush that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush of all things.