His Purple Poodle

His Purple Poodle needed a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

His Purple Poodle carried a pint of cider that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Poodle desperately desired a CD player that they would rub on his belly. This seems a new proposal, to me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A CD player was the thing that was selected.

His Purple Poodle desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a teapot being the item opted for.

His Purple Poodle searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes demolish. It would be an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

His Purple Poodle had a bat that they would often smash. It was considered to be a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is exciting. A bat is the thing to select.