The Retarded Poodle

The Retarded Poodle carried a porno magazine to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Retarded Poodle looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Poodle always had with them a pen that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a curious idea, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Poodle owned a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Poodle desired a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Poodle searched for a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.