Gentle Poodle

Gentle Poodle had a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. A pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Gentle Poodle always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes break. It is a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Gentle Poodle had a stapler that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the item opted for.

Gentle Poodle desperately looked for a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a strange action, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a stapler having that done to it

Gentle Poodle searched for a set square that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set square was the chosen thing.

Gentle Poodle needed a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. It might have been an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be magnificent. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.