My Boring Poodle

My Boring Poodle wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Poodle looked for a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

My Boring Poodle carried a pint of cider that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was fun. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

My Boring Poodle needed a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Poodle found a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Poodle carried a piece of paper that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.