The Red Poodle

The Red Poodle desperately wanted a teapot that they would embrace. It might be a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Red Poodle desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Red Poodle desperately craved for a spade to eat. It would be a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

The Red Poodle desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was fun. A porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Red Poodle carried a teapot to demolish. It might have been an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was fun. A teapot would be the item chosen.

The Red Poodle craved for a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. A crown would be the thing that was selected.