The Fucking Poodle

The Fucking Poodle had a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Fucking Poodle always had with them a mug that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Poodle desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Poodle desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to worship. It would have been an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Poodle had a wig that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Poodle craved for a can of Tango that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.