My Boring Poodle

My Boring Poodle always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an odd operation, to many, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was amazing. A can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Poodle looked for a crown that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Poodle desperately searched for a pen that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item selected.

My Boring Poodle always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

My Boring Poodle found a radiator that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a radiator was the chosen item.

My Boring Poodle wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.