The Orange Poodle

The Orange Poodle needed a bag of flour that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Poodle desperately needed a radiator to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Poodle desperately desired a spade that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be entertaining. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Poodle looked for a porno magazine to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a porno magazine of all things.

The Orange Poodle desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Orange Poodle desperately needed a pen that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen of all things.