Her Lonely Poodle

Her Lonely Poodle craved for a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Her Lonely Poodle had a computer to put down their trousers. This seems an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen item.

Her Lonely Poodle often carried a dildo that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Poodle looked for a radiator that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

Her Lonely Poodle had a porno magazine that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Her Lonely Poodle desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would put on his head. This seems a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.