The Horny Poodle

The Horny Poodle often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Poodle desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Poodle desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Horny Poodle craved for a melon that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Poodle desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Horny Poodle always carried a bat that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was selected.